Chris Lynch: Hello. My name is Chris Lynch. I don't expect anybody to have a problem pronouncing that because as I've found out in the internet age there are bazillions of Chris Lynches out there. Not that I thought as a kid that my name was particularly exotic but, I don't know, the '60s and early '70s in Boston I didn't go to school with any other Chris' so I thought it was maybe not quite that common.

Whoa, was I wrong? It's okay. I don't mind sharing. The only one I think I'm really jealous of is I found there's another writer out there, a graphic novelist I think he is, and he wrote a book I'm so jealous I wish I had written, Monkeys with Machine Guns. Him, I'm jealous of.