Ryan Dalton: Hello. My name is Ryan Dalton. That's Ryan with an R, not Bryan with a B. Think I've actually been called Bryan more than I have my actual name. If it helps you remember, my name also rhymes with Schlyan Schmalton. Those aren't real words but they're fun to say.

Ryan is actually an Irish name. It comes from Gaelic words that means little king. Dalton is an ancient name that means he who will one day become Batman. That's not in any textbooks so you're just going to have to trust me. One more time, Ryan Dalton.